an aimless collection

for things I find funny & amusing. welcome to my random blog. (mostly a place to organize my likes; seriously they're out of hand - also, I apologize for the bad language in some of the posts; they're not my doing). no worries folks. not a stalker. just trying to put some order to my tumblr. thank ya kindly.

lumierechatoyante:

my style ranges from fairytale princess in a french chateau to southern girl with tangled hair wearing boots covered in horse smell to sad artist girl with dark clothes and black nailpolish to bohemian island hippie with long skirts and too many bracelets

mossandmud:

photoshoppedreality:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…
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Coding. It needs to be in order so that codes can be a thing.

  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME